Clam Splitter

Slang for male genitalia, otherwise known as "The Slong; Penis; Dominator; Span Javelin".

If your female accomplice, of a horned up disposition requests a bone jump, she may say "Ho baw jaws, give us some of your clam splitter the now!"

by Dom and Andy September 11, 2006

clit splitter

the act of taking your hard cock and fucking your partner in the vagina until you rip her a new hole.

i want you to make a clit splitter in me.

by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006

log splitter

to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose

I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter

by dhard-as-hell September 22, 2003

Spitzered

Getting so drunk you forget to put your porn collection away leading to it's discovery in the morning.

Mike: The old lady's breathen down my neck.

Ike: I told you to quit getting spitzered.

by Mbob March 20, 2008

pussy splitter

sum1 that is the best fuck, so good they split your pussy, same with buttcracker

"ooo james, your nigger T over there, he is such a pussy splitter"
"well, call me up Yolana"
"well 2 is beta than 1"
"fuck yeah, im in!"

by baybee gurl May 29, 2004

Mammoth Bitch Splitter

The word speaks for itself. A dick which is large enough to make even the biggest camel toe ache. Usually used in combination with Beef Curtains. See Beef Curtains.

Man, I think i busted her taint with my Mammoth Bitch Splitter!

by APervert May 13, 2005

Side splitter

sex move in which woman on her side bottom leg straight top leg straight up in air

I gave her the side splitter

by JBut December 25, 2007