Spankage

To criticise or tell off a group of people. Usually used when giving ones Sylas Marner Coursework.

Sutton: I'm not giving you Spankage

by allthematter March 14, 2009

spankable

A female whose physical features (ie. bottom, hips, thighs, breasts, etc) or demeanor (bratty, rude, bitchy, slutty, etc) incites the urge to take her over your knee, under your arm, bend her over, or position her otherwise, and spank her long and hard.

1. Did you see her ass? That broad is totally spankable.
2. Damn, that bitch needs an attitude adjustment. Extremely spankable.

by Deucebeast January 15, 2006

ankle spanker

A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis

Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!

by Johnboy January 3, 2005

spankin song

a song which u can spank to
EXAMPLES
temperture- by sean de paul
apache- the sugarhill gang
techno inspecter gadget- ?

the noob pwner can sure spank to that spankin song, hes layin down the mad beats

by jedi pwner 1 September 3, 2006

Spankjuice

The juice that developes during a spanking.

Aww man! I just got spankjuice all over my face!

by perkriidan April 22, 2010

Spankin' the Zerk

Ripping an old-style, classic Geno. This term refers to the lax bros living in the Flow Society when they score a goal. To Spank the Zerk, you must be a lax player who rips some nice twine.

Yo bruh toss me the rock wit cha spoon and imma finna be Spankin' the Zerk. Just Spank the Zerk y'all.

by Joes Blows April 18, 2013

liquid spank

A liquid that produces a burning or stinging sensation, applied as an alternative to paddling.

Do you need a liquid spank?

by spanker January 3, 2004