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Standing speedbag

While standing; your girl kneels in front of you and tongue fucks your nuts like a speedbag
Last night Sarah and I were about to get into it and she sat in front of me and gave me a standing speedbag.
by Hairy ballz April 13, 2010
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El Paso Speedbag

When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.
Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.
by Here N. Thayer December 3, 2006
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reverse speedbag

n. the act of sticking ones' penis backwards through ones' legs while reaching behind ones' thighs to grab the shaft of the penis and masturbate furiously with an end goal of profusely spanking ones' balls like a boxer hitting a speedbag.

v. to commit the act of reverse speedbagging.
"Oh man, Eva was so hot that Chris told me he went home, busted out the croc butter and reverse speedbagged all night."
by Chris Awwsteen January 28, 2008
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work the speedbag

"she was begging me to work the speedbag more, but I'd been down there for 20 minutes"
by Dolomite September 15, 2003
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speedballing

The mixing of cocaine and heroin/morphine simultaneously. May also refer to mixing of stimualates such as amphetamines with other opiates or benzodiazapines. The mixing of stimulant and depressant is intended to "confuse" the heart and/or respiratory system.
Yo that stupid f*cker was speedballing all night. Dumb sonofabitch.
by RobKnowledge April 15, 2008
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speedbag

To rapidly bash one's testicles against a girl's vagina or ass when you're fucking her quickly.
I speedbagged my girlfriend so hard last night I bruised her ass.
by Ljo93 August 6, 2008
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mexican speedballs

crack and methamphetamine - "Mexican speedballs" is a code phrase which means the same as crack cocaine
by xoxvic July 16, 2009
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