skid marks

1. burnt rubber marks left on tarmac when peeling out with a fast, powerful car
2. poo stains left on underwear when ass is not properly wiped hershey highway

1. That porsche left skid marks on the road.
2. I was taking a shower and noticed skid marks on my underwear.

by Jin Kim April 25, 2003

fag-skid

1. stuttering annoying little prick

2. marks left on the inside of a gay mans underwear

"That fag-skid just took the $10 I gave him for drinks and went home!"

by Freak41 March 14, 2008

Skid Goggles

a) invisible and intangible goggles one often unknowingly wears once an individual had been at Skidmore College for more than two months. the goggles make men or women appear to be more attractive than they would normally be
b) much like Beer Goggles, but it applies to all time of the day.

note: can be applied to other small colleges.

Jon is not actually attractive, but i am wearing skid goggles so i want to bang him.

by thoroughbred July 24, 2008

hit the skids

To rapidly slow down or stop a moving vehicle by mashing down the brake pedal. So named because of the tires skidding when done in a car without anti-lock brakes.

Can also be used in a metaphorical sense, in which it means to halt whatever action or process is currently occurring.

The police were waiting with a speed trap around the bend, so I hit the skids.

by SnarkyNinja June 2, 2009

Who Skid?

A question used to implicate someone who has shit their pants.

"Hey Scoo, remember back in the day when Bryan crapped himself?"

"Who Skid?"

by threethirtycrew October 13, 2005

Skid Mark

**Marks on your underwear left by shit, usually permanent. Caused by Sharting (A fart that turns out to be a shit), also caused by photo finish shits, juicy farts, not wiping completely, and most generally crapping your pants.
**Side effect- buying dozens upon dozens of new pairs of underwear.
**Interesting Fact**
Skid Marks are the most permanent thing on this Earth, no matter how much you scrub they stay. No matter how much bleach you dump on your underwear it doesn't even fade.
**Synonym- Racing Stripes

**Dude, did you just shit your pants? You are going to have major skid marks.

**What color where these when you originally bought them?

by Ogrenator April 10, 2008

Skid marks

A line or a spot of fecies left in one's underwear, either because they didn't wipe properly or they did not get all the poop out of their anus.

Mom, I left some nasty skid marks in my undies.

by earth._.turd January 26, 2017