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shot the sheriff

Before a relationship is committed (which is often different from consummated, depending on your morals, values, and comfort level), the title for the main person in your life is ‘Sheriff’. To have a ‘Sheriff’, one does not need a ‘Deputy’ or ‘Deputies’, though that could be considered acceptable given the only slight significance of the title over a ‘friend’ status. ‘Shooting the sheriff’ is effectively the same as breaking up, but since the relationship was not elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend there is no semantic modification of the terms of said relationship.
Tom: “Dude, weaksauce, I shot the sheriff.”
Brian: “Liquid lamecake, Broseph! You should grab some Boddingtons and we’ll throw down on some Dr. Mario.”
by Jack Krabitz January 1, 2009
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Sheriff John Bunnell

The host of the Fox Network television show 'The World's Wildest Police Videos'. Known for his level of hyperbole in his descriptions of the on-screen action.
by fixman88 August 16, 2004
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Sheri Moon

a really hot lass, appeared in
1)The house of 1000 corpses
2)Some Rob Zombie clips
3)The second part of the house of 1000 corpses in near future
Sheri Moon is a hot lass
by yaqoob October 5, 2004
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Sherie Rene Scott

An American musical theatre actress known for her roles in "The Last Five Years", "The Little Mermaid", "Aida", and "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"; One fierce bitch
Jen, you are such a Sherie Rene Scott.
by fiyero1227 January 16, 2009
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Sheri

Sometimes referred as cherry. She is the TEH SEX GODDESS no doubt. Some men will desired sex from her more than anything. With her amazing godlike seductive skillz, innocent sexy looks, and her beautiful smile will make you crave her more and more. Sheri has excellent skillz (in bed) and the looks to go with it. Beware, she might pounce but its love. She craves sex even when she is innocent, yes, the sex craver, be prepared to have great stamina to deal with TEH sheri. She won't keep you for long if you don't keep up. Once you have her, she is like a drug, an addiction.

Her Lover: OMG sheri your so wet!!!
Sheri: FASTER, please, go IN
Her Lover: I AM I AM as fast as I can
Sheri: HARDER HARDER HARDER
by BattyFTW June 11, 2009
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sheist/ sheisty

a shady individual that is quick to reach a means needed via trickery and dishonesty. A con-man.
There is a government regime that is infested by rich sheist/ sheisty individuals.
by manny gonzalez July 16, 2008
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Shenis

When a woman has something in her pants/vaginal region that appears to look like a penis in the pants
Hillary named her shenis rainbowpatch cause it talks to the dead and has three balls
by BabyG February 26, 2003
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