by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022
Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed
by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022
A newly addicted Methamphetamine addict, who is constantly searching for shards on the ground, and will put literally anything he finds in his meth pipe and tries smoking it. He can even have a qtr oz. in his pocket, and his search still continues..
NEIGHBOR #1; "Holy canoli, Karen! Do you see that mfer across the way?!!"
NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"
NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"
by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 02, 2024
Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.
The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)
The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)
by Milkey Fluids June 01, 2011
Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction
The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!
by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 10, 2020
by Hazmatt10to2 December 01, 2020
by Zonal K September 19, 2019