shard

(Homograph) The opposite, and a more family-friendly version of the s-word.

Person 1: Let's go to Washington D.C., shall we?
Person 2: Oh come on, I need to take a shard.

by ManuelToTheGroundLevel October 24, 2022

bum shard

To insert a shard of crystal meth in one's anus

Dude, Im totally down for a bum shard tonite!

by Tung punch July 30, 2015

red shard

Your bleeding anus after consuming glass products

Dude, I got mad red shards.

by Cornelius Fudge Packer June 15, 2017

shard sket ball

It's where you put an ice cub or a frozen spoon on a booty hole and soon as that bitch opens up you throw a shard of dope down the hatch.

The shard sket ball went into overtime

by GummyBearJuice March 23, 2024

shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed

Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

Shard jap

Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.

1:

Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*

Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!

by KablePosa April 22, 2019

shard

shid fard same time very insane

me: i sharded

Friend: holy shid

by WAAAAT! January 17, 2022