selective txter

Someone who only answer txts that they care enough to answer.

Guy1: I keep txting Kelly about hanging out.
Guy2: Wat did she say?
Guy1: Nothing! But when i asked her if she wanted to smoke da herb she was blowing up my phone
Guy2: Wat a selective txter

by James Wiltfong March 20, 2008

Selective hearing

The ability that humans have, especially males, to hear selectively only what serves their interests, being conveniently deaf to what they don't like or can use.

"I asked John to take the trash out and then get a beer from the fridge; of course he went straight for the beer: he has selective hearing".

by SenoritaCynthia February 4, 2010

Natural-Selection

The second best Half-Life modification.

Dude, CS is gay and its full of 8 year old kids and whiners and hackers and the mod himself has no teamwork at all. Natural-selection is a strategy and action mod that requires lots of teamwork and skilled players to win. go download it at www.natural-selection.org

by Gungsta-Pasta June 24, 2003

natural selection

The only thing similar about Natural Selection's gameplay and Counter-Strike's is that they both involve two teams.

by Trent August 8, 2003

bo-selector, Bo-Selector!

As above, mostly used by townie wankers with no lives, while listening to so solid crew, wearing rockport, and drinking white lightening!

Im too 'ard me... bo selecter... p.s. im a cock

by Flange August 18, 2003

selective principle

Similar to "selective memory". When one claims having high principles and moral values only when it works in their favor. Often used as an excuse to avoid hurting someone's feelings.

Chip said he wouldn't sleep with Karla because she's married and that he has principles, but Chip continues to sleep with Nicole who's also married, but Brazilian and super hot. Chip has selective principle.

by iheartcarlton October 31, 2009

selective slut

A loose party girl who isn't interested in sleeping with you.

Girl 1: "Are you going to go back to his place?"
Girl 2: "Nah, I'm going to be a selective slut and just go home. I'm not really feeling it with him."

by KNo14 December 1, 2010