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scottish meat pie

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During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation
She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.
by Rev Diet August 17, 2016
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scottish blowjob

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A Scottish Blowjob.... or a "Wet Willie", is when a Kilted warrior goes down to the deep depths of his beloved expecting a Minge.... when in reality when they get there, they are met by a monster.
Awk ay wee laddie, so i was in bangkok the other weekend and decided to go down on some fair maiden... low and behold when i got down there i was met by nessie the fucking lochness monster, one could say, i gave him a scottish blowjob.
by Cuckzy August 18, 2017
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The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends
I got in a fight at the bar because I tried a Scottish job on another man.
by Erin.mls February 29, 2020
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A waterfowl, Anatidae, or duck. Owner of Space Talk. Also includes Russain MiG planes. Likes to communicate using the said so, "N Word". Also known as Scottybrother
ScottyEthan is a duck, The owner of Spacetalk is a duck.

That terrible paint job on that plane looks like Scotty Ethan's.
by tactiphy November 25, 2020
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(verb.)
When one pulls an extreme amount of bitches.
This also includes getting money.
Bob: Hey bro I was just T Scotting
Mike: Damn bih you must have pulled mad bitches
Bob: hell yeah
by asereht5 December 11, 2013
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Tootie scootie

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I’m going to the spa today to get my tootie scootie waxed.
by Blondie9514 August 4, 2018
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scottish missile

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when you dont have sex for a long time and you finally do, your bust is so powerful that it blows the chick away from you.
i scottish missiled her last night
by bob family November 26, 2004
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