Cheryl Queen Of Scotland

Talks pish, mixes her alcohol with alcohol in the same glass, clatty wee bitch, borderline midget, but overall a nice wee lassy

Cheryl Queen Of Scotland, she's a clatty we midget...

by Barcode69... May 23, 2023

Scotland

a place filled with neds, junkies and occasional beauty spots. absolute shithole but better than england

"im from scotland"
"im sorry"

by I fucking hate prince harry December 21, 2023

Scotland Christian Academy

To learn absolutely nothing and be able to smoke and vape with out punishment.

Person 1. “ yo you think we’ll get caught at Scotland Christian academy skipping class and getting high”

Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”

by The plug of course September 8, 2021

bees buzz better in scotland

when something is more expensive than usual

friend: “woah! this jacket is so expensive!”
friend 2: “you know what they say… the bees buzz better in scotland!”

by yma8ronaele August 10, 2021

Scotland

Shite whole but gd gaffs England ain’t got shit on us

England- we have such good parties

Scotland- chose one yer jaw spinin or yer heed

by Follow my tiktok Yer__maw March 2, 2020

Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Scotland

Off brand Ireland on sale
Fuck off you wannabees

Scotland is a place where the sheep gather round to get fucked in the ass.

by leo123456 January 30, 2024