Scotland

Shite whole but gd gaffs England ain’t got shit on us

England- we have such good parties

Scotland- chose one yer jaw spinin or yer heed

by Follow my tiktok Yer__maw March 02, 2020

Scotland

The lake district on steroids

"I thought scotland was an urban legend until recently"

by sexy_wench_01 January 01, 2021

Scotland

doesn't exist.

#1: I'm going to Scotland for the summer

#2: what?

#1: Scotland. I'm going to Scotland

#3: We don't speak of that.

by non-refundable fenceposts July 07, 2022

Rexasaurus of Scotland

A person who is a absolute giga chad, and is annoying as crap.

It’s Rexasaurus of Scotland, GET AWAY!!

by Rexasaurus of Scotland December 31, 2021

bees buzz better in scotland

when something is more expensive than usual

friend: “woah! this jacket is so expensive!”
friend 2: “you know what they say… the bees buzz better in scotland!”

by yma8ronaele August 10, 2021

Lord Andrew of Scotland

Lord Andrew of Scotland is a 12-year-old who owns 5 x 5 square meters of land in Scotland. Everyone refers to him as "Andrew", but he doesn't like that. If you refer to him as "Lord Andrew of Scotland" he will be pleased, however, if you do not, he will power trip on you.

Person 1. That guy? He owns 5 x 5 square meters in Scotland *AUGHHHHH*
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?

by AndrewTeash January 15, 2022

Cheryl Queen Of Scotland

Talks pish, mixes her alcohol with alcohol in the same glass, clatty wee bitch, borderline midget, but overall a nice wee lassy

Cheryl Queen Of Scotland, she's a clatty we midget...

by Barcode69... May 23, 2023