A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
by Bloxt July 28, 2017
Get the Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Barmug. when you are fucking a Scandinavian bitch and while fucking you cum in a line all around her throat before then actually slitting her neck. (this part is optional, a small cut with a razor blade is usually done.)
osama: i gave this bitch the Scandinavian Dagger
chad: no shot bro! was she hot
osama: i guess but i killed her so"
chad: the fuck?
chad: no shot bro! was she hot
osama: i guess but i killed her so"
chad: the fuck?
by JackHorseFeather April 17, 2024
Get the Scandinavian Daggermug. An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020
Get the Scandinavian Womb-Ferretmug. A sexual act, where one removes the nasal ridge of the others nose, making ample room to be able to stick their penis up the partners nostril.
"Hey man ever tried nasal with your girl"?
"Nah, cant fit my cock up her nose"
"It's all good just use the Scandinavian Bridge Cutter method".
"Nah, cant fit my cock up her nose"
"It's all good just use the Scandinavian Bridge Cutter method".
by ronald555555 July 4, 2019
Get the Scandinavian Bridge Cuttermug. The lifestyle of the happiest people on Earth - the Scandinavians. Finding your everyday Zen moments in Scandinavian ways. Focusing on the important stuff and ignoring the irrelevant bullshit,
I've been too busy lately. I need to get some Scandinavian Zen in my life.
Q: Do I need to go to a class or something to learn Scandinavian Zen?
A: Hell no, just do your thing. Scandinavian Zen is a mindset.
Q: Do I need to go to a class or something to learn Scandinavian Zen?
A: Hell no, just do your thing. Scandinavian Zen is a mindset.
by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021
Get the Scandinavian Zenmug. A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.
My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.
by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020
Get the Scandinavian Sword Fightmug. When one yeets any object, their body, their car, their fingers on the cusp of their lovers nether-regions, quickly in an s-shaped fashion.
Jeanette said she had never had an orgasm quite like the one Matthew gave her when he used his special “Scandinavian Bean Flick” method on her clitoris.
by Atadoff3991 December 15, 2021
Get the Scandinavian Bean Flickmug.