Scandinavian Kiss

A kiss that involves the tongue that lasts more than 10 seconds.

And then he refused to give me a Scandinavian kiss...

by Creamcheeser February 8, 2025

Scandinavian Handshake

The act of getting pegged.

Joe and I just got back from Denmark, we met this danish couple that introduced us to the Scandinavian Handshake!

by Larsy-chan February 25, 2025

scandinavian water dog

The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile

I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart

by Captain Degen March 15, 2023

Scandinavian Jiu Jitsu

The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!

Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!

by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023

Scandinavian Pun

Scandinavian pun doesn't mean anything you retard

1-"Yeah he said pickles and cucumbers aren't the same, so eventually I gave up on the dumbass and told him to fuck off with that scandinavian pun."

2-"What the fuck is a scandinavian pun?"

by StellerBallChopping April 13, 2025

Scandinavian fog cloud

When you light a splif, you blow out into a woman’s pussy and she queefs in your mouth and you get high off it.

“yeah that girl gave me the Scandinavian fog cloud last night it was funny as shit”

by synthyol October 17, 2025

Scandinavian Dagger

when you are fucking a Scandinavian bitch and while fucking you cum in a line all around her throat before then actually slitting her neck. (this part is optional, a small cut with a razor blade is usually done.)

osama: i gave this bitch the Scandinavian Dagger

chad: no shot bro! was she hot

osama: i guess but i killed her so"

chad: the fuck?

by JackHorseFeather April 17, 2024