The act of two individuals (typically a man and a woman) jumping tandem out of an airplane front-to-front, with the express goal of achieving mutual orgasm before the parachute is deployed. In this intimate, high-stakes variation of skydiving, the female partner is designated to pull the ripcord. The ultimate (and most dangerously satisfying) outcome is failing to deploy the chute because she was too... caught up in the moment.
"Bro, she said she'd try Scandinavian Skydiving with me. I brought a parachute and everything. She brought the thunder."
by NotCnug July 15, 2025
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Get the Scandinavian Kiss mug.Joe and I just got back from Denmark, we met this danish couple that introduced us to the Scandinavian Handshake!
by Larsy-chan February 25, 2025
Get the Scandinavian Handshake mug.The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile
by Captain Degen March 15, 2023
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by StellerBallChopping April 13, 2025
Get the Scandinavian Pun mug.when you are fucking a Scandinavian bitch and while fucking you cum in a line all around her throat before then actually slitting her neck. (this part is optional, a small cut with a razor blade is usually done.)
osama: i gave this bitch the Scandinavian Dagger
chad: no shot bro! was she hot
osama: i guess but i killed her so"
chad: the fuck?
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osama: i guess but i killed her so"
chad: the fuck?
by JackHorseFeather April 17, 2024
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