stag

To give oneself roadhead

"What happened to your car?!"

"I crashed into a street light and rolled over into a JC Penney's"

"What were you thinking"

"I wasn't thinking, I was stagging; full stop, throat occupied, and couldn't see a damn thing."

by Curtis (CCR) November 25, 2022

Stag

Strippers and grease , stag party as in chillin and gettin messed up with strippers and doing greasy business

Were going stag tonight boys,

by Pguido May 28, 2018

Stagged

A word to replace being upset / angry.

Dude tripped me for no reason, mf had me stagged.

by Squidpee April 22, 2024

Stag and Jab

A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!

If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew

by CWRocksNYC September 20, 2016

Stag-fatigue

A medical, physiological and often financial condition sometimes experienced by males from their late-twenties to their mid-thirties (or any period in their lives in which large numbers their peers are reaching the ultimate and inescapable conclusion of the courting process). The number of stag-dos (or ‘bachelor-parties’ for users of the Atlantic dialect of the language commonly known as ‘Simple English’) experienced in a short periods of time can cause a form of fatigue well recognised within the LAD community.

'Deano, as a mate, yeah, can you honestly tell me how knackered and skint are you? We’ve had Gav’s stag in Marbs in May, yeah, Ste’s in Tenerz in June, and now we’ve got Wozza’s coming up in Blackpool in July. I’m not kicking off or owt coz I’m well made up to be out with the lads but I’ve properly got stag-fatigue. To be fair, Vegas for Dan’s in August is gonna be sick even though Tony won’t be able to make it after the ban he got after the incident on the flight to Kavos for Dan’s. Shall we have another sambuca?'

by Pengers July 23, 2018

Stag do

A gathering of men only to celebrate the stag pre wedding activities, must involve alcohol must not involve wife’s/girlfriends, sadly not all adhere to the rules

You not gonna believe it he’s only bringing his misses along to the stag do....... ya gotta be joking 🙈

by Unbelievable Geoff March 1, 2020

vag-stag(2)

Something that is totally bullshit; an action that has negative consequences; a universal word for anything, good or bad.

Kyle: o my god! Are you kidding me dude? We're getting sent to school in this weather, again? This is some straight vag-stag(2)!

Jay: shut up you wench!

*note: word does not include (2)

by ďř.mxp¥ January 17, 2011