A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
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dude1: hey broskii, did you see that chick over there on the other side of the bar?
dude2:yea man, she's here with some douche.
dude1:time to lay down the moves.
dude2:hey man, watch that spartan mouth before you get your ass kicked.
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dude1:time to lay down the moves.
dude2:hey man, watch that spartan mouth before you get your ass kicked.
by Anastasia von Kryuger March 18, 2012
Get the Spartan Mouth mug.Alexi The Spartan is a great warrior of the Greek Empire. He is strong enough that he can lift three times his own weight, and is small, light, and quick enough that he can vanquish any foe that dares disturb his honour.
Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.
He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.
He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Willer: “Did you hear about Alexi The Spartan?”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
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Get the Spartans mug.After watching the movie 300(2016), the phase was popularized.
Upon seeing fit people, wanting to look the same, and the inevitable increase in working out.
Upon seeing fit people, wanting to look the same, and the inevitable increase in working out.
Wonderwoman gave me the "Spartan effect."
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"Wow, what happened to him?"
"Must have been the Spartan Effect after seeing the Olympics "
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"Must have been the Spartan Effect after seeing the Olympics "
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