Sofa Supporter

Someone who only ever watches football from the sofa, often supporting a team not near to where they live. Sofa supporters also are often 'fans' who have never played football, or to a decent level, but think they know it all when it comes to football knowledge. Often the laziest football fans consumed by the modern day comforts of technology, as they will also always been on their phone throughout the entirety of the match.
'Dean couldn't be bothered to go to the stadium to watch his mighty reds live, as he would rather watch the game at home from the comfort of his sofa. Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter'.
' Joey thought he has it all figured out when it come to football knowledge because he uses big words and technical phrases, but the guy has never played a full 90'minute game in his life! Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter
by Mr Owo January 19, 2023
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on the red sofa

having a period
You can come round if you like, but I should warn you... I’m on the red sofa.
by The Font March 18, 2015
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sofa growth

Some one who is too lazy to get off the sofa. Much like the mattress growth
The sofa growth decided to get up and move today.
by jaloolie August 31, 2010
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Sofa Head

Did you guys see how much of a sofa head Joe Biden is?
by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 02, 2021
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Sofa Talker

A person who's half asleep trying to talk as if they're fully awake.
"Eric was sofa talking when he told me what to put as the definition of a Sofa Talker"
by celaa January 02, 2010
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Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)
"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
by LailaRose January 27, 2012
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sofa roaches

A group of Teenagers occupying a lounge room. Esp. if there is an insufficient number of seats .
I can't watch the football because the TV room is full of sofa roaches.
by Roozy666 April 27, 2019
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