Sofa Savior

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize.

After the floods in Texas, so many Sofa Saviors post about what “should” have been done different

by Captain LRC July 12, 2025

on the red sofa

having a period

You can come round if you like, but I should warn you... I’m on the red sofa.

by The Font March 18, 2015

Sofa Bear

OhhhhhhhHhhHHHhHHHhhHHHh theres a bear on the sofa......

there is a bear on the sofa (Sofa Bear)

by Anonymous girl 123 October 27, 2021

sofa jumping

Doing the horizontal shuffle at a house party whilst everyone else is asleep.

Me and Sandra were sofa jumping when you guys passed out last night.

by Gorby2.0 October 28, 2021

Load the sofa

Making sure you have a semi before you hit the surf.

"Going to load the sofas then head in on main beach I think"

by JimmyJames2000 November 15, 2021

Sofa Pig

A retired police officer or a cop that rides a desk.

Or Can also be your pet pig just hanging out on a couch.

That sofa pig thinks he can still arrest people.

Or look at my fat sofa pig hee likes the choch alot

by Smoke rabbit March 20, 2020

Sofa-fu

Sofa-fu is a self-defense mechanism that is learnt by vigorously beating your sofa. Punches, Kicks or anything but with a sofa you can destroy all

Man, I'm gonna destroy Orange in a sofa-fu battle

by syrupapple May 23, 2019