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Sofa Savior

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize.
After the floods in Texas, so many Sofa Saviors post about what “should” have been done different
by Captain LRC July 12, 2025
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Sofa Pig

A retired police officer or a cop that rides a desk.

Or Can also be your pet pig just hanging out on a couch.
That sofa pig thinks he can still arrest people.

Or look at my fat sofa pig hee likes the choch alot
by Smoke rabbit March 20, 2020
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Load the sofa

Making sure you have a semi before you hit the surf.
"Going to load the sofas then head in on main beach I think"
by JimmyJames2000 November 15, 2021
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sofa jumping

Doing the horizontal shuffle at a house party whilst everyone else is asleep.
Me and Sandra were sofa jumping when you guys passed out last night.
by Gorby2.0 October 28, 2021
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Sofa-fu

Sofa-fu is a self-defense mechanism that is learnt by vigorously beating your sofa. Punches, Kicks or anything but with a sofa you can destroy all
Man, I'm gonna destroy Orange in a sofa-fu battle
by syrupapple May 23, 2019
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new york sofa

a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion

a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot

the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash

basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?

person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.

person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
by mewnNose October 2, 2016
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Sofa Head

Did you guys see how much of a sofa head Joe Biden is?
by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 1, 2021
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