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Schitzophrenic 

When your prescribed senna in the evening and docusate in the morning then you will soon suffer from Schitofrenia.
Come on pal you just been to the toilet, got a weak bladder?
No mate I’m schitzophrenic, shitting though the eye of a needle I am
Schitzophrenic by K6ULU August 19, 2022

schisophrenic 

A deliberately “creative” spelling of schizophrenic, famously championed by that one comedian who convinced everyone at the party that it's the real deal.
The art of gaslighting your friends into believing that your misspelling isn’t a mistake—it’s a lifestyle choice.
I’m not overthinking; I’m just feeling a bit schisophrenic today.
schisophrenic by wordname12 February 16, 2025

Schizopornia 

1. Noun
A relationship between two or more people in which sexual fantasy over fictional characters or situations is prevelant
i.e. "me and guy1 have schizopornia"
Guy1 - Dude i wish you were steve minecraft
Guy2 - thats so fricking hot
Guy 1- What if sonic and mario had sex
Guy 2- TRUE
Guy 3- I think yall have Schizopornia

Schizophrendick

A guy who gives good dick but he’s kinda nuts
Yeah he was nuts but I miss his Schizophrendick…”