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Troglodyte safari

Watching reality TV shows like Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake for the guilty pleasure of mocking people in unfortunate situations, much like observing wild animals on a safari – except the “wildlife” are vulnerable humans being exploited for entertainment.

A pastime for middle-class viewers to reassure themselves of their own superiority while enjoying the misfortunes of others.
"I love watching Dr. Phil! It is always so entertaining!"
"That series is little more than troglodyte safari - you are just pointing and laughing at people who are worse off than you to feel better about yourself"
by M-peror July 29, 2025
mugGet the Troglodyte safarimug.

car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.
"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"
by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010
mugGet the car-park safarimug.

Poverty Safari

Social media content that is filmed in fringe areas with severe structural violence, allowing the viewer to vicariously experience places like the hoods of Detroit or homeless camps of LA.

(Coined by The Elephant Graveyard in reference to Joe Rogan's X/Twitter algorithim distorting his perspective of society.
As a suburban kid from Burberry, Connecticut—watching poverty safari content of crackheads fighting in the NYC subways helps me expand my cultural understanding of my country.
by pelican soup April 28, 2025
mugGet the Poverty Safarimug.

African safari

Putting something in between your buttcheeks and passing it to someone else via their buttcheeks via African safari
by Oranjeted August 10, 2025
mugGet the African safarimug.

safari money

Picture of money from a photo see arch using Safari search engine.
Man, that safari money you showing me.
by Gmajd December 21, 2015
mugGet the safari moneymug.

Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safari

Who the fuck is addicted to safari, commonly associated with uhh_luc, is the funniest joke ever. Used for when someone is addicted to the web browser safari.
Person 1: Hey so I've been using Safari a lot
Person 2: Who the fuck is addicted to safari
by riverslover94 February 18, 2025
mugGet the Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safarimug.

booty safari

(noun) a situation, usually with a bro or group of bros, in which one or more of the bros looks for some 'booty,' or a female. While the connotation inherently refers to sex, the term could also apply to a man just looking for a woman to love.
Darrell picked up his latest friend with benefits while on a booty safari at the mall.

I've been single for months man, I need to go on a booty safari and find someone new!
by bootysafari August 6, 2014
mugGet the booty safarimug.

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