Romania

The European equivalent of Ethiopia.

In Romania, you're considered wealthy if your house has a roof.

by BIG BLUE BOY August 2, 2012

romaniac

A current or former inhabitant of Romania. The most dangerous and bizarre hailing from either Transylvania or Bucharest. Most are sports fanatics and have an unnatural affection for Adidas apparel. They do most things ass backwards, are extremely frugal, and seldom wear matching clothes. They are an incestuous group and eat third tier meats considered by them to be "pate." Yes. I coined this term in 2002 when not only did I work with a community of them, but had the misfortune of falling truly, madly, deeply, in love with one as well. One day, after living together for years and planning to marry, I found out he married a mail order bride, named Ioanna 1 month earlier that he met online and had only seen in person 2x. To this day, he refers to her as his "friend." Talk about being lost in Transylation!

I was with that Romaniac bastard everyday since 2002 when I coined this term until "Ioanna marry my boyfriend for a green card?" came along. I didn't find out until 5 weeks later, from my Grandmother no less, that he had a "friend."

by Czarina27 January 7, 2008

romanian mapping

A strange type of porn involving female gypsies stuffing their pussies with goat shit to please our the great map lord

Brad: Ooh, I had a great night watching Romanian Mapping yesterday!
Liam: Awesome dude! how many times did you cum?

by malostranska namesti June 16, 2017

romanian rudder

A sexual act involving two individuals where one individual holds the others penis in their hand. The other individual then proceeds to thrust in and out of the first individuals hand.

Chandler gives the best Romanian rudders.

by Rudderer December 7, 2019

Romanian pencil sharpner

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality

Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"

by Zvonimir February 20, 2020

Romanian Workout

The act of pickpocketing or stealing, an important custom for Romanians everywhere.

Daniel got arrested for doing a Romanian workout again.

by cunnyuohhhhh June 18, 2022

Kiss a Romanian day

Absolutely never

Aren't you glad there's no Kiss a Romanian day

by Toenail man May 5, 2022