Polish the Rod

Choking the chicken, jacking the beanstalk, date night with Palmella Handerson, tickling Elmo, slap boxing the one-eyed champ...you know.

Please call before you stop by, that way you won't have to catch me while I polish the rod.

by Dr Debacle September 11, 2009

Tuna rod

A penis that has foreskin and the person doesn't wash it properly, so it smells like fish.

Tyler: Hey what's that smell?

Josh: Oh that's just my tuna rod

by Titamis November 5, 2019

Dom-Rod

Sexual arousal caused by feelings of Dominance over another.

She submitted to him fully, it gave him such a Dom-Rod.

by littlegem11 December 23, 2018

Melting rod

When your girlfriend takes a steaming shart on your shaft giving you a 3rd degree burn

“Call 9-1-1 the girl just gave me a melting rod it burns!”

by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021

home rod

another word for home dog, homie, home boy.

My home rod Jamal and I are going to Taco Bell.

by badbittyema September 26, 2020

Spinning Rod

“Spinning Rod” is a sex position that means exactly like it sounds.

Spinning Rod: when the female is on top of the male in cowgirl position, spinning 360’s as fast as she can on his shaft.

Holy s*** Teresa, look across the street, she’s doing the ole spinning Rod!

“Woody” look at this video porno bro! What move is this?!

“Dalton” that’s the Spinning Rod! It’s the new best position!!!

by Flipper97 May 1, 2020

Joe's rod

A word used to describe a MASSIVE, THROBBING, GIGANTIC penis.

I had your uncles Joe's rod inside me yesterday.

by Xx_NiggerWhipper_xX April 11, 2023