D riding

kissing ass or getting up in ones grill. The art of D riding can only be completed by a douchebag who probably is not getting laid any time soon. if someone tells you WHY YOU D RIDING, it probably means you are harassing them or cockblocking

teacher- did you do your homework
student- SON WHY YOU D RIDING

by kalfredy January 13, 2010

riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003

riding crop

Whip used to sexually arouse and beat your man.

I beat my man with a riding crop.

by TWB's Girl March 18, 2008

bull riding

when you are butt fucking a girl, you grab her tits, say "I have AIDS" and hold on.

TRY BULL RIDING

by guy15 February 26, 2010

riding the bull

(v.) The act of deliberately calling a girl her sister's name when engaing in intercourse...and seeing how long you can hold on before she bucks you off

I rode the bull for 6 seconds before I got thrown off.

by Hiz-ouse December 12, 2003

riding the donkey

Sex with a woman with a big booty.

See that girl over there with the big booty? I'm gonna be riding the donkey tonight.

by Dolphan April 23, 2006

riding the crimson wave

When a woman is on her period.

Man, I hate riding the crimson wave. I get so bloated. . .

by Synthetikax May 19, 2007