by Jeremiah Sanchez November 22, 2021
Get the John Rafael mug.Rafael is the most amazing person you will ever be friends with in your life. He is a very caring and loving person but if you have any troubles with some dangerous people he will protect you with his massive biceps. If you ever meet a rafael you can expect that his best body part is circumcised but huuuuuge and he knows how to work with it. I dont live far away from a person named rafael and i see many girls walking in an after about 3h(thats how long he lasts) they try to walk out again but you cant say walk because thats not possible after one session with this crazy guy.
He is also very good at sports (obviously). His body really works for every kind of sport but you can see that from miles.
So if you want to make the right decision in life marry a guy named rafael and if its possible his last name should start with the letter L.
He is also very good at sports (obviously). His body really works for every kind of sport but you can see that from miles.
So if you want to make the right decision in life marry a guy named rafael and if its possible his last name should start with the letter L.
Her: Hey my boyfriend doesnt satisfy me in bed anymore
Best friend: What‘s his name
Her: Not Rafael
Best friend: Then i understand the problem
Best friend: What‘s his name
Her: Not Rafael
Best friend: Then i understand the problem
by Rafaelfanboy November 23, 2021
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Maria Espinosa, Angel Soler, Rafael Batista<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Rafael is the supreme leader of a large group of minions that will do anything he tells them to, cause he's the creator of all things in the universe. He might seem awkward at times, but he's very sweet, smart and charming. He's usually a social introvert, preferring to stay home with a book or a computer, or to stick to small gatherings with close friends, but he's a fuckboi too, cause he knows what he has and wants to get more. He's also well known for his creativity, being able to create almost anything. You should be careful to not fall in love with a Rafael, they're impossible to forget.
"Did you see that boi with the huuuge dick?"
"I think you mean Rafael?"
"Yes girl, I think I fell in love."
"I think you mean Rafael?"
"Yes girl, I think I fell in love."
by amy882918k November 22, 2021
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