Proper slothin'

To be bragging about that you look haggard

A girl goes to school, with hair a mess, and wearing sweats. ''i'm Proper slothin' today bhys''

by Lollipop1234567890 November 25, 2010

Proper Vlad

An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.

Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.

by lolabunz4 February 8, 2021

proper tossed

- It's that feeling like, "Oh, this is it. If it could only be like this every time."
- At the club feeling just right. All is good.
- Feeling a vibe.

- Ideal feels
- more pleasantly and intensely tossed than usual
- the "just right" mix of whatever cocktail you got goin' that's like, "Yeah, this is it."

Steve- "Last night, I got proper tossed."
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Billy- "How was the party?"
Max- "Sick, we got proper tossed."

by dadadumdadadum November 2, 2021

Proper Pie

Reference to a persons behind/bottom/ass, that it is so gorgeous/sexy/hot that you just want to bury your face in it.

-Hey! Look at that ass. That's some proper pie.

-Check out that guy. He's got some proper pie.

-Dude, did you see that girl?
-Yeah! Proper pie.

by TheNewYorker June 2, 2014

proper melly

When you are describing someone who is either weird,stupidor a retard

That girl over there is a proper melly

by Keeneanos April 4, 2017

The Proper People

The Proper People, two urban explorers who explore abandoned places. Some of the best URBEX on YouTube.

Did you watch the new video by The Proper People?

by anonymous May 8, 2022

proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.

i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.

by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016