proper annoying

When someone isn't just being annoying and they're being proper annoying its intensified.

Right, that's proper annoying me.

by DownPour The Dutchie April 21, 2017

proper cuddle

A type of cuddle that starts off cute and turns into something more 'romantic.'

How about you come round for a "proper cuddle" ;)

by Hellogoodbye May 6, 2016

Proper Dropper

A punishment, often dealt by moneylenders in the United Kingdom, where hydrochloric acid is dispensed by eyedropper to burn the debtor and encourage them to pay the money back as quickly as possible.

1. For failure to pay his gambling debts that man had his face burned by a Proper Dropper.

2. You have 1 week to pay back the money you owe or you will be tortured by a Proper Dropper.

by UK Tourist August 24, 2008

Proper cleaning

When someone is giving a man oral and they use his penis as a toothbrush, his cum as toothpaste and his pubic hairs as floss.

I just gave jenny a proper cleaning.

by Olivia Minerva (Shlivs) July 22, 2017

The Proper People

The Proper People, two urban explorers who explore abandoned places. Some of the best URBEX on YouTube.

Did you watch the new video by The Proper People?

by anonymous May 8, 2022

Proper Obsessive

Someone that have an intuitive feeling of the delta between reality and the theoretical optimum.
He obsesses over inadequate or ineffective things or processes in a healthy way until they find a solution.
These guys are the bringer of change.

Hey man, have you seen the new manager? he is a proper obsessive, he completely rewrote the project guidelines and it's awesome.

by Noob Psyborg March 29, 2023

proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.

i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.

by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016