New Hall Peasant

Anyone who can’t afford to go to Brentwood School or Felsted will likely end up at New Hall. Unfortunately, for these poor boys and girls mommy and daddy can’t buy the clothes that the chavs at Brentwood School own. Although almost living below the poverty line, the New Hall Peasant does have its perks. You cannot be considered a brentwood school girl in brentwood essex and there’s no risk of being a felsted wetty. They have the poshest cunts in the entire country from the richest families in England, yet they have nothing compared to your standard Brentwood School parents. Most people would prefer to be a New Hall Peasant however, after all, it’s the best start in life and they’re better than Felsted at rugby.

“Look at that kid! He’s not wearing any Gucci!”

“Oh for fucks sake, he must be a New Hall Peasant!”

by Onshore Chicken April 29, 2019

pernsale

An ad where the seller tells more about them selves than what they are trying to sell. Some sellers seem to think the fact that they are selling it is more important than what they are trying to sell. Other sellers know what they have isn't worth their price and would get no calls anyway. so why not try and catch a sucker. Buyers usually skip pernsales as they suspect the seller is trying to bullshit them.

Buyers don't care what you are going to do with the money. They want to know what you have, it's condition, and price. If you don't clean this pernsale up. you won't sale anything.

by wjc February 10, 2012

peasant train

Another phrase for the New York City subways, indicating that anyone not of the peasant denomination can afford a cab.

"Guess what happened on the peasant train yesterday??? Three people were shot and two more were robbed!!"

by Work it longer make it better September 19, 2013

Peasant Metal

Pennies; coins of little to no monetary value

Taylor: Why did you leave your pennies on the table.

Kevin: I don't waste my time with peasant metal.

by thekraftyman October 9, 2014

pirasath

World's amazing man! The greatest of his kind.

I wish I can be pirasath.

by Djmaxsta May 22, 2017

Persambies

Persambies Is anything and nothing. However these are only used in a positive light. Persambies day is officially March 1st, where people will traditionally announce to anyone around them that it is in-fact, persambies day, sideways high five that person, then both will point above themselves, respectively, open mouth smiling while they do it.

"We talkin persambies?"
"The huuuulllk..."
Or
"It's persambies day bro! Gimme some!"
"What's persambies?"
"Aw cmon, don't be cold turkey!"
*slap and point to sky"
"What the fuck"

by We talkin persambies? March 1, 2019

Peasant

This is what you call your friend as a joke. But, only when he or she is your best friend.

Friend: Hi peasant, what’s up?
Other friend: I’m good, thanks for asking peasant!

by Catsarelifeforme October 30, 2019