Patheticness

Something very pathetic

Zoey’s patheticness has me aghast

by Bitchydick January 26, 2018

pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic

wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington

by candy sanchez November 6, 2008

Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 3, 2023

Pathetic bish

A girl who thinks just because her boyfriend is a fukin psychopath means that she can talk shit all she wants and get away with it , all the while hiding behind her boyfriend like a pathetic bitch when someone confronts her ass

“Man Karen is such a pathetic bish”

by Ironically_sensical July 1, 2019

Pathetic Radar

What a smart person has when they spot an iPhone.

When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.

"Heather wasn't sure if the guy at the bar was a wannabe or not, but she had Pathetic Radar. She instantly spotted the Apple-shaped icon and walked the other way."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

pathet lao

The Pathet Lao were a quite unknown but major group of communist guerrilas in Laos similar to the viet cong and viet minh and Khmer Rouge.

They were active during the vietnam war and still control Laos today.

Many people were killed in the civil war.

Chou: I hate those Pathet Lao the slaughtered my entire family.

Anh: I know, I wish Laos would drop communist rule.

by Samnang07 April 16, 2020

Weak and Pathetic

Mari/mariposa/maddie

Mari is the definition weak and pathetic

by jjthenumber1bugsnaxfan May 28, 2023