prime the pump

To engage in fellatio without producing an orgasm, as a precursor to other sexual activity.

Go on down down to prime the pump first, dear.

by awhellnaw December 31, 2007

Piper Prime

A person who gets a nose bleed whenever they look at the popular Nintendo video game character Samus Aran.

You love Metroid too much, such a Piper prime

by Slamlink February 10, 2021

Optimus Prime

Enjoys Ripping off faces

Don’t believe me ask the fallen

Optimus Prime: Give me your face

by Gojira Octavio April 24, 2022

Optimus prime

Optimus prime also known as robo Jesus has the sweetest voice that will make anyone calm. He can die and come back without consequence

Optimus prime: i die and come back. You die and what happens, nothing

by Sir something January 12, 2022

Minos Prime

A smurfs soul that formed after a prison made of flesh got defeated by a fucking go-pro with legs. Minos Prime says some cool dialogue that consist of, "hey thanks for freeing me, imma beat the shit outta you..." Then proceeds to whoop your ass for 4 hours. Once you finally learn to parry the cheese lookin snake things, you basically win.
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Oh yeah and "JUDGEMENT!" will haunt your dreams for the next week and a half...

Biggest Minos Prime Fan "Minos Prime is a bitch baby!"
Average Sisyphus Prime Enjoyer "yeah..."

by [Jesus Prime] June 29, 2023

dandy prime

Dandy means "fine" and prime means "perfect".

Question: "How's it going?"
Answer: "Dandy prime!"

by zippetydooda February 01, 2007

Fucktimus Prime

A Prime Minister who fucks the interests of his own people.

Look at the mayor trying to block radars with clouds, he’s acting like Fucktimus Prime.

by hereforbeer May 12, 2019