Lectern policy

A political policy that can be defined in 3 or 4 words that can fit on the front of the lectern, mostly applicable to the UK where is goes on the front of the No 10 lectern

"stay at home", "stop the boats" or the latest from Starmer "fixing the foundations" all appeared on the lectern at No 10 as the lectern policy

by the canceledone August 31, 2024

White policy

A policy that serves as a general prohibition of nudity. Named after Justice White does not include erotic dance or tom foolery such as men pretending with cannons, rockets, or animals.
Not to be confused with Australian immigration discrimination laws.

I think there's a "white policy" in effect, cover that up or use some whiteout.

by WGstyles December 10, 2024

Policy Wank

A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.

Also related: Political circle jerk.

I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking

by policywank November 7, 2025

Policy

Nope. Not true. The contract states explicitly that I won't be making any 'broad, sweeping policy changes and would allow the government to function as it was intended.' These policies just wouldn't apply to me under the auspices of the Legal Exemption Clause.

Hym "And I was telling them earlier that I would be willing to amend the compliance clause but, in seeing how much effort you are willing to expend in slow walking the mechanism by which I would enact my will, I'm not so sure. Policy on the otherhand would be up to you. At least until someone violates one of the clauses in a manner that I would consider egregious, at which point that someone would likely not be passing any policy from that point on."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Privacy Policy

A clever trick made up by companies to get information out of you

Company: Do you wish to review our Privacy Policy?

User: No

by ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ April 20, 2022

Rando Policy

The policy defining whether a random date/hookup (not a consistent partner) is allowed to be brought to an event comprising of long-term friends or family.

Yo! Ed's asking what's the rando policy for Feather's bday party? Dude's an acquired taste, his last rando was a trainwreck!

by narwaaaaaal March 5, 2024