Playing the piano

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Playing the Piano

1. To take certain drugs. (YT: Emelody - Piano)
White keys - Cocaine (Coke)
Black keys - Heroin (Buj)

2. To finger a girl real fast like a pianist.

3. To finger two girls simultaneously which look like someone's playing the piano.

1. I was in the traphouse playing the piano
2. Last night, I played the piano like a boss.

by DefinitionsThroughExperience May 20, 2019

Blue Piano

Putting the girls legs behind her head until her whole body turns blue but her toes are still white whilst wearing a turban

Windy wanted to be blue piano'd so i asked sanjeev to sort her out

by embarrassing bodies May 26, 2011

piano queer

While practicing the piano is fine, those who incessently bother those around them by expressing their desire to practice the piano are gigantic homofags. They have a tendency to piss everyone off and make others desire to rip out their hair and hang/lynch the piano queer.

So my buddy and I were walking down the street and my buddy says to me 8 times in a row, "DUDE I HAVE TO PRACTICE PIANO HOLY FUCK MOTHER FUCKING CUNT SHIT BITCH FUCK." I tell him, "Fuck off piano queer."

by Julian Smizzle August 16, 2007

piano legs

A woman with very thin legs. In old days, it was a sign of coming from a poor family, with not much food available.

She has such piano legs. Her family should feed her more.

by Martin Lizerbram March 30, 2005

Grand Piano

A term used to describe the humongous size of your phallus relative to other skinnier body parts, such as the fingers.

I may have piano fingers, but that's because I have a grand piano to play with.

by GreatPianoPlayer69 June 10, 2020

Piano Bangs

Sweaty bangs morphing into what looks like piano keys. Greasy and separated these piano bangs can be due to sweat and/or oil. Instead of being able to rock your bangs straight across your forehead for that perfect bang look, you now can play Beethoven's 5th on the piano key's perfectly placed up your forehead or even better your fivehead.

I'd love to see some pictures of ladies with long hair who have bangs, not piano bangs sitting on top of foreheads.

by Merry Christamas July 15, 2011