Joe Pap

A man in North Jersey to be considered a superhero by many. Joe Pap jumped off a train in 1986 at 30 mph and survived. Joe Pap is a Virgo and he is a pack rat. He hates Ronald Reagan and for some reason loves the Pittsburgh Pirates. He is very good at shooting free throws and is the funniest man alive.

I went to PC Richards and Sons to look at Tv's with Joe Pap and I couldn't stop laughing until I got home.

by John S March 4, 2008

The Pap Smear

When you are a doctor and you are going down on a girl but you notice something is wrong so you diagnose her on the spot.

So I was going down on Christine and her vagina smelled fishy so I did The Pap Smear on her and diagnosed her with bacterial vaginosis.

by SlimTim June 25, 2016

a load of pap

A great deal of rubbish.

"That meeting was a load of pap, nothing useful was said"

by Auntie em October 23, 2013

J Pap

To squirt Hershey's syrup in a chick's snatch before you go down on her.

I gave that chick I met at Stratus a J Pap when she took me black to her dorm room.

by Ralph the Raider December 7, 2009

PAP Fever

When you are struck by Singapore’s efficient political system, run by the People’s Action Party (PAP), which bans all public protests, worker strikes, and riots, while you pretend not to know about the lack of political freedom and the “fear factor” felt by locals.

When visiting Singapore to learn more about its first-rate and quasi-incorruptible civil service, few political leaders from developing countries are immune to the PAP fever.

by MathPlus December 26, 2017

PAP Smear

An event or situation that sounds just as good as getting pussy, but never really could be better than pussy. One can indicate an event is PAP Smear by placing ones index and middle finger next to each other and snorting them lenghtwise across and between ones upper lip and nose.

Yes! We're finally going to Disney Land. That's PAP Smear!

by lAl Encorre12 lPl February 26, 2011

Pap smear

N. A person who listens to bands with guys that sing like girls. A person who dresses within the trends of hardcore, emo, pop-punk or indie-rock.

This word is not a synonym for "emo." Rather, it is a word to describe everyone who would be considered, "emo," "hardcore," "scene," etc.

What a frign pap smear.

by Iskool McBob November 19, 2010