"Yo man you c ostrich hunter and chair slider boy doubled team that ho last nite? fuckin piiiimps"
by OHCSB December 03, 2004
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Drop me like a hot ostrich

Hot and ostrich like. An offensive and insulting thing to do.
Jeez, I can't believe you have the nerve to drop me like a hot ostrich!
by nalyeeze August 17, 2010
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Frosty Ostrich

The act of fuckin' doggystyle in an igloo and shoving your partner's head through the igloo wall upon final thrust.
"Bro, Gabby came over last night. I hit her with that pelvic thrust in the igloo. When it was all said and done, I gave her the ol' Frosty Ostrich."
by Frostyostrichfounder January 08, 2025
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naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.
Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.
by senecaparkzoo June 01, 2016
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grammar ostrich

A grammar ostrich is one who doesn't know or care to understand how bad grammar affects the meaning of what they say, confuses others, and attacks anyone who points out or corrects the mistakes.
When corrected for saying "I want to insure you're happy." instead of "I want to ensure you're happy.", the grammar ostrich called the person trying to be helpful a grammar bitch. The grammar bitch tried to assure the ostrich that she was trying to be helpful, but this further ensured the ostrich's unwillingness to be helped. Fortunately, the bitch had insurance.
by Chelmite April 25, 2019
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Ostrich wrangler

"S.S. BOB" The technique and art form of which one masturbates an ostrich for the illegal sell of ostrich sperm.
With that ostrich wrangler pulled a S.S. BOB while jerking the birds knob.
by Tad A Hope December 26, 2020
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