ostrich hunter and chair slider boy

The best superhero tandum since batman and robin

"Yo man you c ostrich hunter and chair slider boy doubled team that ho last nite? fuckin piiiimps"

by OHCSB December 2, 2004

Drop me like a hot ostrich

Hot and ostrich like. An offensive and insulting thing to do.

Jeez, I can't believe you have the nerve to drop me like a hot ostrich!

by nalyeeze August 17, 2010

please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

slang for taking a dump on the moon

oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020

Ostrich

iFunny’s way of censoring the word “retard”

No you ostrich, 5x5 is 25.
Your opinion is ostriched.

by anonymous July 28, 2021

Ostrich Taming

Getting your grandpa to put his beer down and come to the table for thanksgiving.

"Who's ostrich taming tonight"
"Not me"

by TheMonkeyLordeShowsNoRemorse99 November 25, 2020

Ostrich

An animal with a big neck it's crazy as fuck and digs it's head into the ground whenever it gets scared. Lol...

"Oh my god. We have to kill this ostrich!"

by lolwhatamidoinghere December 21, 2019

Ostrich

An ostrich is a gay, communist, neoliberal, white girl who is basic as fuck and often makes suicide jokes

Allison: Oh my god I'm going to kill myself
Me: You fucking ostrich.

by Tolerant Bigot January 2, 2019