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Beat Sleeve

A cloth used for masturbation. Can keep the ejaculate from defiling other nearby objects/furniture.
Jessica left her panties at my place. I used em for a beat sleeve for the next week. I'm no dickhead so I washed it before I gave it back to her.
by Martropolis March 9, 2010
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Jizz Sleeve

A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.
“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”

Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person

“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”

“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021
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Toot sleeve

by Jakeytherippey22 January 24, 2021
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Sleeve vagina

A sleeve vagina is a sleeve filled with vaginal fluid or lube overflowing at the parts of the palm and wrist. Giving a sleeve vagina is similar to a handjob with the risk of ruining your clothes.
Guy 1: So what happen after we left last night?
Guy 2: After you left we've decided to have sex, after a few rounds she decided to give me a sleeve vagina.
McDonald's employee: Are you ready to order sirs?
by Whythefucc69 March 24, 2020
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Rip a sleeve

The act of grabbing a fresh sleeve of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies and wolfing them all down in one sitting.
Chad: It's the Fuckin' weekend! Time to rip a sleeve!
Brad: Hell yeah bro! Let's get that minty pre-game!
by LilCroutonNA March 8, 2021
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wizards sleeve

when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'
"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
by annonymous15 November 6, 2006
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wizard sleeve

In the map Dust II on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, the area between counter-terrorist spawn and long.
B site sufferer: I am sitting cum, what is the status on A site, team?
A site enjoyer: The terrorists have breached past wizard sleeve and things are not looking very based.
Team: (Experiencing deja-poo) Time to commence blamestorming and concoct a chaos agent.
by CS:GO Callouts Instructor January 6, 2022
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