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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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Scrub rusty clamps

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years
Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps
by Big ńick digga December 24, 2021
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Clamped off

To be annoyed or disgusted by something.

Similar to “pissed off” but less so.
I dropped my phone in toilet! I’m so clamped off!!

It really clamps me off when Eric leaves his clothes in the dryer.
by Jarface67 April 21, 2024
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juicy clamp

When you're barbecuing and your tongs get overly juicy.
"Wow, you've got some juicy clamps there."
by MatthiasLion September 28, 2017
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Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score—basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”
I tried to hit a step-back three, but dude had me clamped up the whole game.”
by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025
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Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.
John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024
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Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”
Lebron James tried shooting over Russell Westbrook but he was getting clamped up and couldnt make a move.
by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025
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