Valencia Omelette

To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.

Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.

Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!

by Buggles21 May 8, 2021

Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.

John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."

by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011

ear omelette

When one cums in the ear and folds over the flap

She forgot to make me breakfast so I gave her an ear omelette

by mikerowcock October 20, 2023

omelette without eggs

is a meal cooked the same way as omelette, but without eggs

let's eat an omelette without eggs

by MICHELLEE42 May 5, 2023

Tennessee Omelette

A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.

Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.

by Mega Hemroids July 6, 2023

Arkansas Omelette

The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.

Some freak offered Mindy $5000 for an Arkansas Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023

Pussy omelette

An omelette made in a woman's vagina using as many eggs as can fit, with a man's cum as a replacement for milk.

We made a pussy omelette last night, it was incredible.

by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023