(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?
by Buldge man Suprememe June 24, 2024

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.
Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
by bakedjake August 30, 2021

When you loose explosive poop (see Havana Omelette), but there’s so much it creates a mound above the water line that resembles the Rocky Mountains west of Denver.
by Deuce the Dung Foo Master February 12, 2024

A sex move you only do with prostitutes
I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette
by Jewverine July 31, 2016

The stained seat on the bus had what appeared to be an undercover omelette
Jane was quite excited for this weekend's furries party, where she was known as the queen of the undercover omelette
Jane was quite excited for this weekend's furries party, where she was known as the queen of the undercover omelette
by the wreckingball May 15, 2018

After consuming a number of Vodka Cruisers, Kelly left the discotech and poured a big stomach omelette onto the foot path.
by sd;lfkjsd;lfkj August 16, 2017

by Noodlegirl April 21, 2022
