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Nils

Nils is handsome little twink with curly hair. He is possibly autistic and ticklish on his thighs. When tickled on his thighs he starts tap-dancing. Despite his small and unstable character his penis is of immense size. While his inability to approach woman has been to everybody's dismay, I for one think that everybody should give him a go because of this fact. Nils has mad drumming skills, he is so good that his penis grows every time he plays. This effect also applies to anyone listening. His favorite movie is whiplash because he wants to be like the main character which I forgot the name of. He wants to be dominated by a large baldheaded man with anger issues while doing what he loves, drumming. Nils nickname for his penis is Slime squirter 46.
Person 1:

"I dont like immigrants"
Person 2:
"Omg dont be such a Nils"
by Ludab September 24, 2022
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Nil

You will be the most lucky person if you can have whatever kind of relation with him. He’s funny, caring, gorgeous, with beautiful moves and great body (especially the ass, it’s so great). He’s handsome and smart.

He won’t never tell you he’s bad unless you are so closer, as maybe his best friend. At the same time, he’s happy person and has a solution for everything. Therefore, it’s one of the best human beings that you will know, if not the most.

When you spend some time with him, you are creating epic and hilarious memories. Sexually talking, it’s so active and energetic.
Nil is my best friend.
by Anonimousbbywithpapada November 22, 2021
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Nils

Swag Swedish man with a Big dick, kind and chill af personality. If you know a Nils in your school he is most likely the quiet kid but when you get to know him he is cool af. Unfortunately he gets friend-zoned a lot.
Yo girl dont you love Nils?

Nah not like that, we’re just friends
by Toastyfam06 May 26, 2022
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Nils

Are you a Nils?
by Bousmeister89 September 18, 2017
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NIL

Name Image and Likeness. Students who play for schools are now able to develop their own brand and make money off their Name Image and Likeness.
The Supreme Court found Colleges would not limit student's athletes ability to develop the students own brand based on their NIL.
by mlhiss April 11, 2024
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