Needs Direction

A way to describe an employee who is otherwise worthless. An employee who, without detailed instruction and hand holding, will waste the day on the internet.

Employe: Hey is Bob a good worked?

Employe 2: He can be, but needs direction.

Employe: So in other words, he's useless.

by Irritated Boss June 12, 2013

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NeedAbe, Need-A-be

Migration from wannabe, wannabie to "Need-to-be", now being indispensable. You're NOT just wanted, you're "needed".

Linds Lohan used to be a wannaBIE until she hit stardom where she's now a NeedABe in teen films.

by Albert EYEinstein August 8, 2004

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what you need, when you need it

What some website domains say when they're

A: for sale

B: the website is down

"I think I'm gonna go to *******.com, that's one of my favorite sites!"

Computer: *******.com: What you need, when you need it

"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Net_Bastard April 30, 2010

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euphemism for masterbation over internet related porn

Need for Speed Underground 2 - wanking over scat porn

Need for Speed: Porsche Unleashed - a masterbating whilst wearing a condom - also see posh wank

I played 'need for speed' for two hours last night. I just levelled on need for speed.

by james melville May 27, 2006

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can can need

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "看看你的" meaning "let me look at your (something)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "show your dick". It is similar with the old slang "kkp" meaning samely.

-"I got the Leica APK!"
-"Can can need"

by JIAXINTANG[Infwww] July 5, 2022

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