the naughty ottsel

A deviant and often illegal sex act performed upon an individual playing the video game "Overwatch".

I can't believe I finally got plat while she was giving me the naughty ottsel.

by armacfan420 October 12, 2017

naughty burger

Cheese burger with hashbrown in it. when you eat a naughty burger you go from being on the nice list to the naughty list and get no CHRISTMAS presants. can only be made at a naughty burger official restaurant

wow that naughty burger tickled my taste buds... too bad I won't get any CHRISTMAS presants

by naughty chef November 6, 2017

Naughty Sack

A small bag, filled with numerous "Naughty" items (Hence the name) Such as lubricants, condoms, panties, etc...
Popular with honeymoon sex resorts.

Guy: Hold on, before I gizz all over the place, lemme' get a condom from my naughty sack.

Girl: Hurry then, I don't want it to stop now.

by Mark2719 December 17, 2008

Naughty Gun

Positioning your middle and index fingers outward in the form of a handgun in order to stimulate female genitalia. Optional: thumb may be used for a clitoral stimulator and/or anal plug.

Eric: Jack! You'll never guess what happened last night.

Jack: Did you get a rim-job by a midget?

Eric: Naw dick, i gave that bitch Kati my naughty gun

by $ickBoy September 21, 2011

Naughty Pidgeon

The act of a man ejaculating straight up into the air and then having it land on the woman's face. This resembles a pidgeon defocating on the woman. Hence the term "Naughty Pidgeon".

Fredrico gave your mom the naughty pidgeon!

by Big Rock 2 May 18, 2009

Naughty Lemsip

A naughty lemsip involves opening a packet of lemsip, then peeling back ones foreskin and pouring the contents of the packet on to ones todger. With said todger prepared, one proceeds to roger ones wife or significantly other, resulting in a fizzy and fun cold remedy.

I was feeling a little rough last night so I gave my mrs a naughty lemsip

by MaroubraAndy September 11, 2020

Naughty Priestess

Also known as a Kahlua Hot Chocolate, this rich drink hits the spot on a cold day. Initially named in a cute attempt to get a girl tipsy, its now lovingly used in reference to a well known community organizer.

There's nothing better than a Naughty Priestess to warm you up!

by Aetheri November 26, 2019