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northern virginia

The armpit of Washington, D.C. AKA "Nova" (not to be confused with the local Northern Virginia Community College, which is also known colloquially by that name), this suburban area is known for its excessive, endless traffic, regardless of the time of day, and for its extremely high quantity of generic douchebags wearing brown flip-flops. There isn't really a cultural vibe associated with this area, as a lot of the population is transplants from other places who moved there for business reasons (as opposed to NYC or Boston, for example). Therefore, it is overpopulated and sucks ass. However, you can always grab a cup of coffee at the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks.
Bob: Hey, look at that guy over there with brown flip-flops. He seems like a douche.
John: Yeah, I bet he's from Northern Virginia.

"We've got dudes in brown flip-flops, dudes in brown flip-flops- HOLY CRAP WHY ARE ALL THESE DUDES WEARIN' BROWN FLIP-FLOPS?????" -Remy in "The Arlington Rap," which talks about a specific city in Northern Virginia, but that particular part can be applied to the whole area.

Eric: There's nothing to do here, man...
Bob: Well, it's Northern Virginia, what do you expect?

Person stuck in traffic: OMG I HAVE LITERALLY MOVED 10 FEET IN THE LAST HALF HOUR, FUCK NORTHERN VIRGINIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

James: Hey man, you wanna go to the Starbucks?
Billy: Which one?
James: The one in Arligton.
Billy: Dude, there are like 15 there.
James: The one at Ballston.
Billy: You mean the one in the mall, or the one right outside the mall?
James: Gahhhhhh I hate Northern Virginia!
by t3h133t0str1ch April 29, 2011
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The Asscrack of Nowhere

A place that is even more nowhere, than Nowhere. Usable in situations where you have no f***ing idea where the hell you are.
Guy: "Okay, we are officially lost."
Girl: "You think?"
Guy: "Well, yeah. We are in the middle of Nowhere!"
Girl: "No. Nowhere was that Gas Station about 50 miles back. We are in the ASSCRACK OF NOWHERE!"
by Alacron32835 July 17, 2009
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Northern Tuck

To move the penis while erect under the belt or waist to hide the erection. In most cases done to avoid embarrassment.
Good thing Tyna doesnt go to my school, or else i would have to do the Northern Tuck more often.
by Eugene F. December 19, 2005
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northern redneck

northern rednecks are special. coming from the north they are if anything a more backwoods people. northern rednecks enjoy dippin, smokin, drinkin, muddin, fishin and huntin and things of that nature. northern rednecks in my experience and being one tend to be more racist and dont think nothin of it. by the way there are alot of rednecks in places like pennsylvania and ohio and love copenhagen and pabst blue ribbon. (lord knows I do)
(northern redneck1) Hey will you wanna go drift the tractor in the snow?
(northern redneck 2) Hell yea but i gotta go get a can of cope first.
by rebelman95 December 11, 2010
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nether rod

Dick, penis, verga, etc. Nether means lower, and rod is a rod. Do the math and you get...
"Marinate the nether rod/ In the squish mitten" - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound Gang
by yeyYAY August 28, 2006
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Northern ireland accents

the best mother fuckin accent in the whole world!! the use such words as 'ai' and 'ta'!!! if uve ever head thisaccent u will be in love with it and possibly grab onto the person speaking and neer let them go!! northern ireland accents rock!!
northen irelander- " ai how it goin"
me- "swoon" and then steal!
YUM

I love the northern ireland accents
by opresses tears November 29, 2005
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Nothronia

the anxiety and depression that comes with having to wait for the next season of "Game of Thrones" , as well as the unnatural fear you may not live to see that next season
I couldn't get out of bed! I couldn't eat! I couldn't sleep! I googled my symptoms and found I was suffering from "nothronia"
by Rogue101 August 31, 2017
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