nits

when someone wants to pay for their own birthday present

are you fucking nits??? you’re not paying for moes? it’s your birthday present why would you pay???

by bodlen maker May 20, 2019

NIT

The definition of nit is to replace any word you want and can mean everything made popular by Josh Nit who is the Nit Master

Bro what the actual Nit
Yo is that Josh Nit

by Josh Nit September 29, 2025

nit child

Stupid fool

Look at that stupid nit child

by Hekking Frikk May 22, 2020

Nit-san

What the fuck??

Nit-san? So?? Wtf??

by tsatso May 29, 2018

Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.

Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.

by Nitfungus May 17, 2023

Nit

Nit in this specific case means “not lit”, or not cool.

Ugh! Susan that is totally nit.

by idkwhyiwrotethese December 8, 2019

Nit

National institute of technology , this colleges are very top universities , but due to lack of confidence they always come under iits , here students are not happy for cracking jee , but unhappy for not getting iit , they are always depressed , in tension to complete assignment ,viva , exam , practical and fuck thier life .
NITians used to hear from others that - iit mil jata to accha hota , ab beth ke hilate rho.

Jam - kya bhai nit ya iit ?
Ram - nit mila yaar.
Jaam - kya yaar iit milta to accha rehta.

by Frustrated nitian November 24, 2021