The nit cannon

The nit cannon is when someone has pubic lice and they crawl into your anus and eat the poop and when you have violent anal with someone they will get the nits in the tip of their penis and when they pee they will shoot the nits out

Guy 1: Hey do you want to do anal?
Girl 1: No sorry I have pubic lice
Guy 1: Its okay! We can do the nit cannon

by heixso July 23, 2025

Pingle Nits

Pingle Nits is when your Penis has a tingle and when your tit's are covered in nut

I'm experiencing Pingle Nits

by Mini Bob January 19, 2025

Nit

A synonym for the word funny

''Zack is nit funny''

by NotVolk February 19, 2025

Nit

A term used to refer to militant anti-theists which comes from nitpicker.

1. R/atheism consists of terminally online nits.

2. Nits ruined atheism for sensible people.

by Buidhe Cormac the Heropikmin March 23, 2025

nit srinagar

Nit srinagar also known as national Institute of Holiday

Nit srinagar providing 22 days holiday package for students

In india nit srinagar is best place for bakchodi

by #pkmkb November 24, 2021

Nit

National institute of technology , this colleges are very top universities , but due to lack of confidence they always come under iits , here students are not happy for cracking jee , but unhappy for not getting iit , they are always depressed , in tension to complete assignment ,viva , exam , practical and fuck thier life .
NITians used to hear from others that - iit mil jata to accha hota , ab beth ke hilate rho.

Jam - kya bhai nit ya iit ?
Ram - nit mila yaar.
Jaam - kya yaar iit milta to accha rehta.

by Frustrated nitian November 24, 2021

Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.

Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.

by Nitfungus May 17, 2023