niko

a boy who is a player and dates every girl in his school because at first they think he is dreamy. comes to find out he is a gay nigga faggot who doesn’t deserve anything in life. if ur dating a niko., break up now, he will break your heart. periodt

yo never date a niko 😒

by yo mama 🤧 October 23, 2019

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Nikos

a Greek name, only bestowed to those with the fattest footlong longadong.

wow that guy's slinging some fat meat, what's his name?
i don't know but it's probably Nikos

by primeministerofthefrontporch October 15, 2022

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Niko

A dude. A dude with a passion. A dude with a passion for rats, bastards, and mathematics. Nikos can't resist women with big booties named judy. His favorite motto to live by is "pain is pleasure" and he lives it out daily by training for marathons without compression shorts. Weeks of this have ground his trouser snake down to a nub.

Did you see that guy with a nub running around reading a math textbook? Yeah he was a Niko!

by withacane March 06, 2019

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A dickless, huge ass simp, a beta male with no social life and/or a potential school shooter. Nikos also has the worst fucking hair ever, get a haircut bro nobody likes your ass.

Fotis: "Dude nikos is trying to get nudes again, what an idiot."
Giannis: "Yea dude what a loser he probably has a hole i am disabled."

by Big tits like big dicks November 08, 2020

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