Mystic Tower

A sexual position in which both partners remain in a handstand position whilst copulating.
Usually takes a great deal of physical stamina and concentration.

Male 1 - "My arms feel like they're made of jelly dude"

Male 2 - " Yea, I heard about you doing the mystic tower last night with Sherry. You're the man."

by thesherlock24 June 08, 2010

Purple mystic

A book a kid wrote on drugs, (he can’t write and he was high)

Otau: I’m high lemme write a book called purple mystic!
Johney: we are going to make fun of you for it!!!

by Omnipotent violet February 28, 2022

Mystical tree

The root where all wisdom is born.

The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!

by Sohn von mystical tree September 17, 2023

The Unwise And Mystical Tree

Retard

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here

by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 26, 2024

The Unwise And Mystical Tree

An ancient and mystical being that is very stupid.

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here...

by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 28, 2024

Mystical Creatures

Patrons that come out showing support for a wife that should not be screwed over by a shady sob

The mystical creatures came to my rescue when my CF aka sob threatened me to gain advantage.

by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018

Mystic Shot

The act of shooting in your sister's friend a load of cum after you just reached Gold II rank in League of Legends playing Ezreal.

Guy: Yo mate I just reached Gold II in LoL using Ezreal, you know what that means?
Unlucky friend: Oh no, you're not gonna Mystic Shot my sister, are you?
Guy: *SCREAMS* MYSTIC SHOT

by TeemoLesto February 06, 2024