Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

My friends

Pfft... What friends?

My friends are non-existent

by MayaGreensleeves11 November 16, 2019

my friend Kevin

Vlogging and Gaming with... • 2 years...

If I saw herobrine I would call my

friend Kevin

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𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪 𝟳 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦

If I saw herobrine I would call my friend Kevin

by singing monsters lover May 7, 2024

Charlie my SPECIAL FRIEND

Small, Amazing and my green heart Charlie is the best and I love him more than olives Charlie Taylor doesn't like him tho cos he is a knob and can snog angel in a tree

Charlie my SPECIAL FRIEND is a fabulous human

by Ieatolivesallday April 10, 2020

Easy my friend

An Albanian to Canadian slang for when life or work or both are overwhelming you

"Man this fucking job is stressing me out, and my bitch is pregnant"......."Easy my friend( in Albanian Accent)..."tomorrow is another day my friend".....

by CarpetMuncher163 August 28, 2019

Hanging with my friends

Inspired by #hangingmyfriends

Hanging with my friends ?
Nah it's hangingmyfriends

by MinionGorl November 2, 2019

My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 9, 2019