Muted Devil

When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise

I muted devil several times at church, I don't know what I ate but I got the squirts

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by October 21, 2020

Muteli

The amazing thing for boys or everyone. You can eat it anytime you want. This thing is very delicious and juicy.

Wow, very nice muteli, I would like to eat muteli.

by Dhwhwnd October 30, 2021

Muteli

Dato

- Hey, look at this muteli
- you mean dato?

by Dhwhwnd October 30, 2021

Muteli

In Georgia if a girl has exceptionally beautiful eyes you would say, I like your muteli. This is used commonly as small talk.

Wow you have such an amizing muteli.
Thanks.

by Kacuri Kaci November 5, 2021

mute madness

When you fuck a mute person so hard they start to talk. This can be reversed towards a (previously) talking person.

Jim: Damn I fucked this bitch so hard she went into a state of mute madness.

Kim: Goddamnit Jimmy your little brother is trying to eat his fucking food.

by fatherjeans February 26, 2021

Mute Stroker

A term to describe a person who likes to mute people in chat servers for no reason or gets pleasure out of muting people.

Chat Server Mod: *mutes someone for no reason*
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.

by TheDestroyer9000 (Someone) April 15, 2019