Muggle

A derogatory term for humans with no magical abilities. Used by wizards, witches, other magic folk, and freak wannabe's. Becomes non-derogatory when used by fellow non-magic persons to their fellow mugs.

Wizard freak: "Ha, ha! Yer a retarded muggle!"(Throws dirt)
Muggle: *cries*

WRONG!!

Normal Person: "Hey, yo! Wuddup m' muggle?!
Muggle: "Nuttin' much, blud."

RIGHT!!

by Mbeh October 6, 2007

cotton headed ninny mugger

(Noun) Elf that is bad at making toys and or other elf qualities.

I can't make that many toys! Face it, I'm a cotton headed ninny mugger

by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008

Muggle

Non-running folk.

James and Will are cross-country runners and also track-folk.

James: Man, my new girlfriend is an all around great person. She's also absolutely SLAMMIN.

Will: What does she run?

James: She doesn't, she plays field hockey.

Will: Dude no, what did I tell you about dating muggles? It'll never work out.

by Albert Brady October 2, 2009

muggliers

those smoking a joint, muggle

when i opened the door, smoke poured out; revealing the presence of some muggliers!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

Muggle

Someone who isn't involved in the BDSM community and doesn't identify as kinky. Vanilla person.

How a kinky person refers to their vanilla life.

He's amazing, but he's a muggle and I think I'm going to scare him away.

I can't go to the play party. I have to be at my muggle job.

by ladybedhead June 26, 2014

Muggle

Muggles are by definition the people who has not been touched by magical fairy dust aka they are heterosexual breeders

A: Stop your wishful thinking, he is definitely a muggle!

B(non-muggle guy): Oh bummer, but he's so hot!

by Fiyero109 January 21, 2009

muggle

a yuppie, square or typical uptight normal person.

Starbucks is a great place to go coffee - if you're a MUGGLE - or - this neighborhood was great until all the MUGGLES moved in and drove the rents up.

by J Cobbett April 2, 2007