mom

the ladie in everyones life that twists your words and turnes anything into you having and attitude

me: *plays minecraft and gets blown up by creeper*
me: aw man, i didnt even hear it hissing( in a calm tone)
my mom: you better watch your tone, i dont think you should be playing that game, its making you violent
me: i was calm when i said that
my mom: DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY
my dad: yeah kid, if you dont have anything nice to say, then you grounded

true story

by chicken en rice. February 3, 2022

mom

someone that makes you do homework and doesn't help you ever and always corrects you in sentences you are saying

me:says finna
my mom:its 'about to'

by zeroism April 8, 2021

mom

something missing

friend: hows is your mom doing?
me: i don't know she left when i was 4

by mymomleftme March 6, 2022

MOM

An acronym for Meeting of the Minds. It is a weekly meeting of a group of friends (all clowns) that get together once a week for beer, pizza, etc. This meeting usually falls on the night of a Razorback game. As time has gone on, the group has grown larger. So much so, that a few of the regulars have appointed themselves to positions of fictional power, such as The King, The Queen, etc. This group of friends always welcomes anyone who dares to join them for the madness.

MOM at OW

by TwoTeeth February 17, 2010

Mom

The person who raised you, she has a choice to leave you be or fuss over you and your safety, my Mom is the best present I could ever ask for, nothing is better than Mom's unconditional love.

"You are my best friend I never had and my angel from the heavens cast upon me to watch over me, we have our ups and downs but just know that I'll always love you, my dear Mom.

by p8nDa October 25, 2017

Mom

That one fat lady who gave birth to you.

Mom: *pushes you out*
Mom: "CLEAN YOUR ROOM"

by sksksskandtheoops November 3, 2019

mom

The person who cares for you no matter what you do. the one that loves you unconditionally sense the first day they saw and met you. Your mom is someone who puts you before themselves no matter what and will always listen cause your mom can make anything better. She makes you home baked cookies when its cold in the winter and sweet tea in the summer. She occasionally embarrasses you cause thats what shes supposed to do, but sometimes you get a really cool mom! Your mom is the best lady in the world.

Do you know Julias mom?

Yeah, shes so cool i wish she was my mom!

by Hopee. July 12, 2010