Mittello

a little piece of fucking lard

Ew looks it’s that fat little piece of shit mittello

by ZeroFujiwara October 12, 2019

Mittenz

Mittenz is a soft and furry friend who you always need in your life. She is special and will always look out for you. She needs lots of love, she is irreplaceable, precious, and sweet! If you dont love her right, she wont be able to function right. She will not give up though! She is a social friend and she will forever make more long lasting friends! She is very much a little rascle! She steals spots, but also hearts! She will always accompany you! Even when you are sad! Make sure you know that there is no friend like Mittenz!

Person: Your pet is special!
Owner: Yeah, her name is Mittenzp

by Oof That Hurt November 1, 2019

mitter-titters

when your titters get so cold you have to give them mitters (also known as mittens)

Gigi: man, it's sure cold out here, i'm freezing my tits off

Sam: dude, you need to get yoself a pair of mitter-titters

by eatmyfupa December 26, 2021

Loose Mitten

Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.

After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.

by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009

Frosty Mitten

Masturbating with an extremely cold hand

Sadly, Ray was no longer allowed in the freezer at work after the frosty mitten incident.

by narizon January 24, 2011

Man Mittens

When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.

Hey man, these ribs are so good but I have to use my man mittens to pick up my drink!

by monkman180 April 9, 2011

Skin Mittens

When trying to define how fat a girl is by the size of her fingers, because you can't fully see her entire body.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.

Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.

"Dude check out the chick next to us, she's kinda hot."

"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."

"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"

by Cadet '92 November 12, 2011