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misty sombrero

When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.
Oh man, that was some misty sombrero!
by boomdang February 10, 2023
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Misty

Misty is one of the greatest girls you’ll ever know, she’s kind, caring and beautiful.

She always makes you smile even when times are tough and she is the ultimate friend, girlfriend or wife.

Misty will cook you food and eat half of it before you can say anything but that’s ok because she’s Misty, she will bring you choccy milk when you’re sad just to cheer you up.

Misty loves cheese so beware, any unprotected cheese will be consumed within moments.
Hey, have you seen Misty?

No, she’s probably eating cheese or helping a homeless person.
by Spyro390 September 23, 2022
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Misty

She is love

She is heart
She is laughter

She is tears
The one with whom to share the.years

She is family
She is loyal

She's a queen

An absolute Royal.
Here comes Misty

She will make everything better
by Bialys February 5, 2024
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Misty Thicket Picnic

The graphic act of putting cheesecloth over a midgets face before proceeding to ejaculate on the cloth after not drinking water and eating only cheese for several days.
I’m into this new chick but she’s a little short. Going to give her a misty thicket picnic later tonight
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles August 30, 2023
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nicka bish misty

A deli worker supplying the town with roast beef cuts and $lu$😂💁
Nicka bish misty: A roast beef supplier
by Amarie3 August 18, 2020
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Misty lacoochee Green

White from Lacoochee Florida whore well known for working the streets from Dade City all the way up Bushnell, maybe even farther. Always looking to find her next trick or Crystal like substance for return of a blow job. Are for the men that think they're a little upper class $20 is all she asks.
Last 3 hours standing on the corner seeing lots of them pass the one that stopped shouted Misty lacoochee green is it true $20 is all she asked. (That's only if you call yourself upper class. I really do it for way less.)
by honest faithful women September 4, 2023
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A misty

Isa girl who will be the fallback girl and mistake it for being someone special. A misty believes in the end she will be what a man wants and will remain a constant presence in a guys world even if he is with somebody else. Even tho shes always temporary, she believes she will one day be permanent in a guys life. Shes not above lying and manipulating to make sure that her place and her foot stays firmly in the door of this person. A misty tends to get very fat and will invent physical ailments to get sympathy and back in good graces with whom she seeks the pity from. A misty is nothing to believe in or trust. Shes very believable and can cry on cue to become more convincing. A misty can turn any guy against his girl by making him believe shes not faithful if the girl has her figured out and poses a threat in being exposed for who she really is
There is a Misty at work around here but she is only temporary.
That new girl is a Misty and i didnt give her enough credit.

A lingering Misty becomes a musty problem that needs to be addressed.
by KantTrustThisKind July 20, 2021
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