Minty

To feel superior and a bit smug, you’ve got something a bit better than everyone else

“What is John looking so smug about?”
“Don’t mind him he’s just feeling minty because he flies business class”

by Mintyfresh2.0 February 11, 2023

Minty dick

When you a girl blows you while chewing minty gum

I gave her some 5 gum and then she gave me that minty dick

by SorryTYO March 17, 2021

Minty 68

A minty 68 is when you agree to the 69 right after someone brushes their teeth, then fail to return the favor after your boyfriend blows you, thereby owing him one later for the 69.

Ol’ Striker got a “Minty 68” before deciding Timmy Horton’s was more important than finishing the 69, his boyfriend wasn’t too happy either.

by Sierra5 October 12, 2023

Minty kitty

Someone who has no standards in relationships, no hygiene and can’t sing, you can’t even be in the same room as them for a long time. You say it when you want to make them feel like they are class but they’re actually ass.

Oh look who’s singing alone in the rec room? She’s a minty kitty, that one, let’s come back when she’s gone.

by Icechewer August 12, 2024

minty breeder

Adverb; The act of freezing ones semen in an ice cube tray, then, placing said ice cubes in the vaginal or anal tract of your partner.

She said she likes ice play and breeding, so I gave her the Minty Breeder

by Bandit 989 March 11, 2023

Minty bitch

Four winged grasshopper with no tail. ((Aka, a total fuckin’ masterpiece!))

Look at that bro, it’s a minty bitch!!

by Inhumanesiren November 7, 2019

Minty

A Minty is quite simply a statement made by an individual, often an offer of goods or services that is almost immediately retracted.

The origin is unknown as is the benefit to the individual doing the Minty. The backlash is often negative but like the boy who cried wolf, the inevitable is the Minty won't be taken serious

Mr X - Guys and gals, I am nipping out at lunch to buy some fizzy pop and an egg and onion sandwich. Would anyone like something from the coffee shop when I am out.

Office Colleagues - Awesome, flat whites all round.

Mr X - Off that, I am not getting you anything

Office Colleagues - You twat. He has only gone and got us with a Minty

by Baoooooooooooo September 27, 2011