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Mette Mink

Mette Mink is the danish dick.tator. She uses Mink to make skin coats and she loves skinning season. But then she wanted too much and she killed all the Mink to get a huge coat because winter is cumming
Guy 1: I love Mink
Mette Mink: Me too
> Mette kills all Mink
Guy 1: Im sad now and porer now
by SpaghettiLover609 March 7, 2023
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Mink

Ay bro let me hit your mink.
by cj2467654 April 15, 2024
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Mink

The sort of guy you meet at a festival who has red hair but a natural coloured beard. Usually found wearing a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned. Can resist any drugs offered. Usually found in a k hole smashing poppers at the guilty pleasures disco.
This place is full of minks.
Just seen a mink patrolling the crowd, he looked fucked.
by GBaps August 1, 2021
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mink

A vape or a breeze
Yo blud slide me the mink!
by termwess May 7, 2023
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Mink

heavy set gay guy with body hair = bear
average set gay guy with body hair = otter
skinny set gay guy with body hair = mink
Paul: "Look it's Joe, he's cute but he's hairy, now he's a bear."
Steve: "He ain't a bear, he's 6 foot 3 and 130lbs, he's an otter."
Ryan: "No, he's too skinny to be an otter, he's a mink."
by Joe Winko November 5, 2020
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Minking

When you repeatedly slowly slap your meat (penis) in your hand while in deep thought. The word meat and thinking are used to make “minking”
George keeps slapping his hand with his meat and looks like he’s in deep thought. He must be minking.
by steelneel January 21, 2025
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mink

*Walking into school br* “Yo, you got a mink?”

“Yoo, bro lemme hit your mink”
by neithabeiir June 16, 2025
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