Mette Mink is the danish dick.tator. She uses Mink to make skin coats and she loves skinning season. But then she wanted too much and she killed all the Mink to get a huge coat because winter is cumming
by SpaghettiLover609 March 7, 2023
Get the Mette Minkmug. The sort of guy you meet at a festival who has red hair but a natural coloured beard. Usually found wearing a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned. Can resist any drugs offered. Usually found in a k hole smashing poppers at the guilty pleasures disco.
by GBaps August 1, 2021
Get the Minkmug. heavy set gay guy with body hair = bear
average set gay guy with body hair = otter
skinny set gay guy with body hair = mink
average set gay guy with body hair = otter
skinny set gay guy with body hair = mink
Paul: "Look it's Joe, he's cute but he's hairy, now he's a bear."
Steve: "He ain't a bear, he's 6 foot 3 and 130lbs, he's an otter."
Ryan: "No, he's too skinny to be an otter, he's a mink."
Steve: "He ain't a bear, he's 6 foot 3 and 130lbs, he's an otter."
Ryan: "No, he's too skinny to be an otter, he's a mink."
by Joe Winko November 5, 2020
Get the Minkmug. When you repeatedly slowly slap your meat (penis) in your hand while in deep thought. The word meat and thinking are used to make “minking”
George keeps slapping his hand with his meat and looks like he’s in deep thought. He must be minking.
by steelneel January 21, 2025
Get the Minkingmug. by neithabeiir June 16, 2025
Get the minkmug. 
