microwave chef

Someone who doesn’t know how to cook unless it’s in the microwave

Jessica is a microwave chef she can only “cook” hot pockets

by Syndi P April 17, 2020

Microwave Oven

Not to be confused with the classic Dutch Oven, the Microwave Oven is a when someone farts under the covers and instead of shoving the other's head underneath, they open up the sheets after cooking for a few minutes just like the microwave door.

Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"

Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."

by TX2420OK May 30, 2016

Small microwave

when someone puts their dick inside of a toaster and rapes a dog

Dude I totally small microwaved last night

by Adolf drippler February 4, 2022

red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot

Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!

by GMaeE December 26, 2021

microwaved chad

Chad but microwaved

You look like a microwaved chad

by Almondsssss August 1, 2021

stinky microwave

A sexual position involving a man, another individual (gender does not matter for the second person) a nazi uniform and some oven mitts.

If you need any further information, you do not have the proper equipment for this.

Man, I'd love to snatched up Lindsay Lohan by her slimy ass weave and give her a stinky microwave.

by ur.mother May 15, 2018

Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

by SendingPizza August 29, 2018