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Metrosexual 

Men that look and act like fags.
Characteristics of a metrosexual include, wearing tight clothers, thong sandals in public, and have highlights in their hair.
Stores of preference of the Metrosexual:
Hollister Co.
Abercrombie and Fitch
American Eagle
Banana Republic
A:"Whats up with that fag with the sandals on?"
B:"Probably bought them at Hollister, little metrosexual fag."

A:"hey you wanna go see what they have in Abercrombie?"
B:"Fuck no, man, that stores metrosexual.."
Metrosexual by MachoMan August 2, 2006

metrosexual 

A homosexual guy who is either in denial of his sexuality, or refuses to have sex with other men.
Jane: That guy is metro.
Jack: There is no such thing as a metrosexual. He's gay in denial.
metrosexual by Brian September 1, 2008

metrosexual 

A man who, regardless of sexual orientation, deems fashion and appearance to be all important. Moreover, fashion can be sexual for such a man, the same way chocolate can be for some women.
Jerry is so metrosexual he stood up Paula rather than miss the big sale at Neimans.

metrosexual 

A well dressed, hygenic straight man who is often mistaken for being gay. Isn't afraid to wear pants that fit or "gay" colored shirts. A metrosexual realizes that masculinity is not about being "tough". Metrosexuals are often popular with the ladies.
Joe: "I am insecure about my sexuality, and so I'm going to make fun of guys that aren't! DOWN WITH METROSEXUALS!"
metrosexual by Chaos Llama April 21, 2005

metrosexual 

metrosexual by John November 12, 2003

Metrosexual 

This is a type of man who is really rather effeminate in many of his mannerisms and even feigns homosexuality for the sake of humor. But alas still wouldn't not be sexually anything about even Tom Cruise but would totally be sexual about any twenty something pretty lady that he sees.
Im not gay Im metrosexual.
Metrosexual by Sad Diego December 28, 2016
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