An exceptionally fat and lazy cat that does nothing but lay around, resembling the famous ground beef dish cooked by suburban mothers and housewives across America.
"Yeah, my cat is literally a meatloaf. He's the worst."
"Excuse the meatloaf on the table, that's just my cat. I'll get the spray bottle."
"Excuse the meatloaf on the table, that's just my cat. I'll get the spray bottle."
by yiikes May 19, 2018

by coltymonster March 2, 2022

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.
No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.
by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022

by McKenna adams September 27, 2018

An individual recommended by a friend or friends, that enjoys performing fallacio on one or multiple cocks at one time, making sure to fully gobble said cock or cocks deep into their throat.
Crystal was the meatloaf gobbler champion in college, she won the intramural meatloaf gobbler contest three years in a row.
by Dream seekers January 2, 2017

by ChristopherTheBoss December 7, 2011

A synonym for “pushing rope.”
by Rectangle Boy December 26, 2017
